Sentence mix-ups

How many of you guys mix up words in sentences?
Here's some examples of what I've heard:
You need to go Pepsi to buy some Walgreens
Dont forget the "cilm" and "famera"
We need a dog of bag food

I get a kick outta hearing peeps say it![:D]

Park the garage in the truck.

speaking of mixups when one is speaking i have often heared people call a male dog or cat a she and a female dog or cat a he. what's up with that?

*caugh*your uncle *caugh*my dad*caugh*!

It's funny because it's sad. You spelt COUGH wrong. lol

That's me!!! Gotta love my spelling! I gotta do some laundry because my dirt got shirty!

YOU GOT THAT RIGHT ELFMAN HE CAN'TPELL TO SAVE HIS LIFE LMAO REALLY HARD

[:)] Silly foos. [:D]

[:P]

That Toataly "Bass Akwards"

.....ok.......My friend told me that he had to get a tun of cana fish! (Can of tuna fish)

speaking of backwards how about this:
"I have to go get my cash checked?"
(check cashed)

[lol][lol][lol]

You better check your cash. [;)]

that makes sense, but it could also be the other way around[:)]

I once almost said 'coller roaster' instead of 'roller coaster.'

I have Lo Nimits!!(No Limits)

LOL! I have Coller Roaster Cytoon and Forkscrew Collies!

LOL[lol]

i have to go fad my ceet
(feed my cat)

Kinda blown out of proportion. Try ceed my fat

wait...here's another:
kinquering congs (conquering kings

Ah, go back off in your own jackyard.

'backyard'?

Is it yew or nused?

so you mean the correct sentence for that, Angry Gumball would be "Is it new or yused?"
It doesn't make sense.

I put the 'y' in there just for the sound. 'ew'wouldnt sound right. I couldn't get the 'y' out of 'ew'