Skylindar is a redneck he lives in Kentucky. he talks like one too and thanks to slosprint here is somethingn that he most likely owns:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRRxZ9bVZ4c[/youtube]
And an example of what he'd do in a 911 emergency:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Gy4blUahac[/youtube]
Predictable..
You may say you're not one but deep down inside you know you are and you will live with this fact for the rest of your hillbilly life. Hur.