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Post May 14th, 2010, 6:06 pm
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One of natures finest creatures, billions of years in the making:

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Destroyed in seconds!

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[lol] It's gonna take some cleaning up!

Post May 14th, 2010, 6:13 pm

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Those smears could resemble a certain bodily fluid.
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Post May 14th, 2010, 6:25 pm

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you are crewl, spiders are wonderful reatures and i love them.
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Post May 14th, 2010, 7:06 pm

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Yay! I hate spiders lol

Post May 14th, 2010, 7:12 pm
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How big was it???
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Post May 14th, 2010, 8:50 pm
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Gaz, I love spiders too, they are very cool, and this one was a beauty. She was awesome, but I'm afraid she was going down! In the same way you could appreciate a cute little lamb, before disemboweling the thing and cooking it up [:)]

Metazoanhaddock, I would call it "large", but by England's standards of course. In another country it might be considered a fairly small spider. It's abdomen was about 12mm (1/2") in diameter, whole body was probably about an inch in length. A decent size for this country anyhow.

Post May 14th, 2010, 8:56 pm
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poop. Check the paint in that place of radioactive contamination. That thing is huge!
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Post May 14th, 2010, 11:02 pm
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That loks like a good clean hit to me. I am liking how its entrails seem to have stuck to silk trail.

I do agree with you gazag that spiders are great n good to keep about for fly control but that doesn't lok like your common house spider at all. I think I would dispatched it if it ventured in my house

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Holy poop. That thing is love HUGE!

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That's a gnarly mess man. Spiders are badass, I just can't deal with them when they move so disgustingly quick [lol] *splat goes most of 'em.

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One time I shot one of those with a modified Nerf gun. It was standing on window blinds and the dart went through the blinds after splattering the guts of the spider all over the damned place. Good thing the wall was behind it instead of the window! It was a pretty small spider (~1cm) though.

Post May 15th, 2010, 2:25 am
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ever try an airsoft gun...its friggen amazing
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Post May 15th, 2010, 5:45 am
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Originally posted by coasterpimp

Holy poop. That thing is love HUGE!


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And this is why I don't want to live in Australia. My aunt, who lives there obviously, has these f*ckers in her backyard all the time.


Post May 16th, 2010, 2:51 am

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Originally posted by Metazoanhaddock

ever try an airsoft gun...its friggen amazing


I've played two or so airsoft games. Great stuff, but I can't afford to keep up with it, so I screw around with cheap plastic toy guns more often.

I guess I'm not the only one here who reacts irrationally to spiders. As a kid, I used to yell in surprise upon seeing them. (And I've never seen one larger than 1cm either.) Now I usually flinch.

One time in driver's ed, there was one particular spider standing on the sun roof. The instructor just grabbed it with his fingers and threw it out, squeezing it dead in the process. I lol'd.

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