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Post April 1st, 2008, 1:18 am

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Apple has decided to buy Microsoft as of April 2008. The Zune is now the zPod. We hope you enjoy Windows iVista!











April fooooolz. Woot. Why'd you click this link man, come on.

Post April 1st, 2008, 1:21 am
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[lol] That was lame. At least think of something that might be realistically possible [lol]
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Post April 1st, 2008, 1:40 am
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yeah, like "Microsoft buys out Apple."

Post April 1st, 2008, 1:48 am
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There you go!
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Post April 1st, 2008, 4:44 pm
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Microsoft doesn't acquire crappy companies, only competition.
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Post April 1st, 2008, 4:47 pm

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^Precisely.
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...You didn't even hold it out Calaway. At least plan this if you're going to do it.
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Post April 1st, 2008, 8:13 pm

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Originally posted by cjd

yeah, like "Microsoft buys out Apple."


Apple wouldn't let it happen anyway.

The only reason I did this was because I knew the Apple haters would have a heart attack about "STUPID CALAWAY MAKING DUMB COMMENTS RAWR."

I would stop buying Apple products if they bought Microsoft.

Post April 1st, 2008, 8:18 pm
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You could have just asked us if we think you're a tard you know. Check out the class action lawsuit against Apple thread (It's not a joke).
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Post April 1st, 2008, 8:23 pm

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^i wouldnt buy apple products period.

Post April 1st, 2008, 8:32 pm
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april fools! [lol] xDDD
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Post April 1st, 2008, 8:56 pm

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at least do something that's not so predictably fake, seeing as how everyone knows you love apple so much.

Post April 1st, 2008, 10:41 pm

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I'm just saying Calaway, stop posting things just because of the fact that you know (think) people will flip out on you. Just don't, and everything would be fine. You're, truly, giving your whole community a bad name. Nobody of Microsoft cares about Apples, and you and your community don't care about Microsofts.

Also, your joke had a self-diss.

Originally posted by CalawayPark

We hope you enjoy Windows iVista!

Hmm. They are stupid enough to decide to Mac-ify Vista.
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Post April 2nd, 2008, 1:03 am

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Originally posted by tiepilot35

I'm just saying Calaway, stop posting things just because of the fact that you know (think) people will flip out on you. Just don't, and everything would be fine. You're, truly, giving your whole community a bad name. Nobody of Microsoft cares about Apples, and you and your community don't care about Microsofts.

Also, your joke had a self-diss.

Originally posted by CalawayPark

We hope you enjoy Windows iVista!

Hmm. They are stupid enough to decide to Mac-ify Vista.


Uh, too late. Microsoft already photocopied Tiger and decided to make it suck.

So yeah, you people are way too serious.

Post April 2nd, 2008, 8:31 am

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So yeah,

Microsoft > Mac

End of story.

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