Pirates Versus Ninjas (Vote)

As many of you may already know, there is an ongoing war between Pirates and Ninjas. The war has been lasting for about 2,000 years now, and many people have taken sides. What do you guys think? Who will win this never-ending war?

For those of you who don't know, please visit this website, and most importantly, read the advantages on each side.
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Pirates_versus_Ninjas

Also, please vote! [stoning]

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Couldn't care less.

Who gives a poop?

[slosprint]

Ninjas don't smell and are thus better.

Why the hell do you even have to ask? Its quite obvious Ninjas would win. [;)]

[Coasterkidmwm]

I vote drunk eastern european with a shotgun as the clear winner.

Originally posted by Coasterkidmwm

drunk eastern european with a shotgun.

It's obvious that a Pirate would win. He has a gun. You can't escape that.

pirates. hands down. they rape. do ninjas? no. they do not.

[TheArchitect]

Definitely ninjas, fo sure. They have control and discipline. Pirates would lose because they cant control emotion. Their rage would cause them to make mistakes.

[gouldy]

no one has yet brought up the issue of ninja pirates, who would clearly destory everything else.

[hyyyper]

^No they would not, as they will be quickly delt with by pirate ninjas.

[gouldy]

pirate ninjas are just a myth, their existance has never been proven.

pirates will win by far becuse they have so many mor songs witten about them they just have to win.

ninjas are just a legend they dont excist where as pirates still excist and piliage and plunder so pirates already have won

[hyyyper]

They have never been seen, they are THAT skilled.

^ that's an aggravatingly good counter-argument.

Ninjas definitely do exist, but they stand no chance against a pirate. One thing that many overlook is Rum. Pirates drink so much, they have a tolerance for it, so a pirate who drinks Rum will be able to withstand the drunk feeling, and instead, be able to use it as a pain killer. The Rum will act like a narcotic.

Pirates would win because all the ninjas suck (except maybe one) and are at Six Flags Parks. Pirates look cool in silver and have lots of airtime.

PS the ninja has 1 main weapon, the sword. He also has flashbangs and shiruken (the latter of which is pathetically weak in real life). Pirates have guns and number advantage

^And Pirates got bad breath,so they don't need flashbang...
I got a new quesion:
Pirateninjas versus Mighty Republican President with Nuke

nijas have never been seen because they dont excist, therefor they dont have any skills, AKA i win

my god gaz, you can't have a grammar time avatar with grammar like that...

carnt i? can i? yes i can

[Coasterkidmwm]

A ninja banged your mom