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REPENT FOR YE SHALL BURN
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May 13th, 2011, 7:02 pm
Same thing they said last year when he said it was a calculation error. And I think its the same guys from the 80s who failed then too.
Jayman, you want me gone?
If you wanna wish the zealots, I might be ok with that
And that verse they have....its so far out of context even my concordance and bible both gave me the result "WTF?!"
I best get praying then. It seems to be working well for all the starving Africans.
The best form of praying is a pro-genocide bill.
Hooray jebus!
they're stupid, I guess.![[lol]](https://coastercrazy.com/forums/images/smilies/icon_e_ugeek.gif "test")
See the thread title.
Right, they're correct!
I thought it was hard to take that much scripture out of context but I spent about 2minutes 30 seconds looking up just 2 verses they used and they are completely out of context.
Then again, this guy has been looking for the holy grail of when it happens for his whole life so hes devised this formula and "seen" into what is not there. Hes already screwed up once, what makes anyone think he has it right now?
What a maroon.
RAPTURE in 0 days...
May 13th, 2011, 7:02 pm
Last edited by disaster249 on May 21st, 2011, 8:25 am, edited 1 time in total.
ok.
You expecting something not being here?
Yay on my birthday...looks like I'm being thrown a giant party lol.
What are these people going to say when May 22nd rolls around???????
YES! no more christians! WHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
just kidding
just kidding
Hmm.. should I worry?
Yes dying as virgin seems to be uncomfortable.
Yes dying as virgin seems to be uncomfortable.
All RCCAs should be RMC'd. And that event shall be henceforth known as the Rollercaust.
Hmm... I'm 100% this is bogus, but with our separate time zones, when will this occur? I mean, surely if Jesus returns, he would go to Israel, right? And Israel is somewhat like 12 hours ahead too! Hmm...
Oh, were you expecting something here?
Santa can make it around the world in 23 hours, why can't Jesus?
Because he has to walk over the ocean and can`t fly.
All RCCAs should be RMC'd. And that event shall be henceforth known as the Rollercaust.
Originally posted by leapthedips
What are these people going to say when May 22nd rolls around???????
What are these people going to say when May 22nd rolls around???????
Same thing they said last year when he said it was a calculation error. And I think its the same guys from the 80s who failed then too.
Jayman, you want me gone?
If you wanna wish the zealots, I might be ok with that
And that verse they have....its so far out of context even my concordance and bible both gave me the result "WTF?!"
You would be worth the semi-utopia of a Christian-free United States.
"Careful man, there's a beverage here!"
I don't know what will happen on May 21st, but I know THIS will happen on May 22nd:
Originally posted by disaster249
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I best get praying then. It seems to be working well for all the starving Africans.
If May 21st comes, and nothing happens...
"The Biblical evidence is too overwhelming and specific to be wrong. Christ's people can look with great confidence to this date because God promises His "beloved" He will not come upon them as a thief in the night.
God in His mercy has revealed the vital information needed to know the day. Judgment Day on May 21, 2011 will occur because the bible declares it. Anyone whom God has not saved will arrive at that day with no hope for salvation. God warns simply the "door will be shut.""
-http://www.familyradio.com/facts/
Well that means that it is undeniably going to happen. If it doesn't, then we can all stop believing in God for lying to us.
"The Biblical evidence is too overwhelming and specific to be wrong. Christ's people can look with great confidence to this date because God promises His "beloved" He will not come upon them as a thief in the night.
God in His mercy has revealed the vital information needed to know the day. Judgment Day on May 21, 2011 will occur because the bible declares it. Anyone whom God has not saved will arrive at that day with no hope for salvation. God warns simply the "door will be shut.""
-http://www.familyradio.com/facts/
Well that means that it is undeniably going to happen. If it doesn't, then we can all stop believing in God for lying to us.
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Originally posted by gouldy
I best get praying then. It seems to be working well for all the starving Africans.
I best get praying then. It seems to be working well for all the starving Africans.
The best form of praying is a pro-genocide bill.
Hooray jebus!
"Careful man, there's a beverage here!"
...and some douche bag told me it was the 20th, what the f**k? Can't wait till the 22nd, and/or 21st, maybe PSN will be up and working by then.
So does it count that my gardener, Jesus, will be at my home on that day? Definitely wouldn't be the second coming, he's here every week for the last 2 years, so...if anyone knows, please send me PM.
[devilish]
So does it count that my gardener, Jesus, will be at my home on that day? Definitely wouldn't be the second coming, he's here every week for the last 2 years, so...if anyone knows, please send me PM.
[devilish]
^LOL! holy crap, That was pretty damn funny. Spoiler alert: contains extreme sarcasm....Every time I take public transportation I meet at least one person claiming that they are "Jesus." Also, yeah, what is with the different dates, at first I heard the 22nd, now I am hearing the 20th and 21st, so which is it?
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"No man shall know the date"
that's right, Jesus pretty much told you to love off.
that's right, Jesus pretty much told you to love off.
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I think its funny that he's gambling his whole retirement on this.
What do you all have aigants Cristians?
they're stupid, I guess.
Originally posted by ROLLER97
What do you all have aigants Cristians?
What do you all have aigants Cristians?
See the thread title.
Originally posted by dcs221
\n"they see me trollin', they hatin'..." -Omnigeek6
Chamillionaire you are not...but white and nerdy, yes.
\n"they see me trollin', they hatin'..." -Omnigeek6
Chamillionaire you are not...but white and nerdy, yes.
Right, they're correct!
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Originally posted by HZKoasters
If May 21st comes, and nothing happens...
"The Biblical evidence is too overwhelming and specific to be wrong. Christ's people can look with great confidence to this date because God promises His "beloved" He will not come upon them as a thief in the night.
God in His mercy has revealed the vital information needed to know the day. Judgment Day on May 21, 2011 will occur because the bible declares it. Anyone whom God has not saved will arrive at that day with no hope for salvation. God warns simply the "door will be shut.""
-http://www.familyradio.com/facts/
Well that means that it is undeniably going to happen. If it doesn't, then we can all stop believing in God for lying to us.
If May 21st comes, and nothing happens...
"The Biblical evidence is too overwhelming and specific to be wrong. Christ's people can look with great confidence to this date because God promises His "beloved" He will not come upon them as a thief in the night.
God in His mercy has revealed the vital information needed to know the day. Judgment Day on May 21, 2011 will occur because the bible declares it. Anyone whom God has not saved will arrive at that day with no hope for salvation. God warns simply the "door will be shut.""
-http://www.familyradio.com/facts/
Well that means that it is undeniably going to happen. If it doesn't, then we can all stop believing in God for lying to us.
I thought it was hard to take that much scripture out of context but I spent about 2minutes 30 seconds looking up just 2 verses they used and they are completely out of context.
Then again, this guy has been looking for the holy grail of when it happens for his whole life so hes devised this formula and "seen" into what is not there. Hes already screwed up once, what makes anyone think he has it right now?
What a maroon.
Yeah, when I saw this I was facepalming.
And I'm Christian. [:P]
And I'm Christian. [:P]