My moms contact lenses suit me well.

I want to put them in Jake's eyes, the little kid in my brothers family.

Okay? Who cares? Seriously...

Maybe I can have them in while peeing in a rocket.

Contact lenses. Weeweeslap. Where did that website go...

I love to fill that little rocket up to the top with my pee.

I think your trying to hard.

I like to slap my penis against my naked leg so it makes a raw meat sound.

Can you like... stop?

I still have that pee rocket and the tip of it really smells like pee.

[Coasterkidmwm]

You should request government funding to investigate further.

I refreshed my rocket with pee this morning.

.....^
[flush]

I just opened my windows and the wind gusts so much that my curtains billow out and flap like crazy. I'm shocked it doesn't blow my pee rocket off the bookcase.

I'd move it, you wouldn't want it to break.

It is made of blue foam. Plus it came free in the kit.

I still want to wear very strong contacts lenses. My friend at my job said he will give me a new pair of his unused soft contacts for me to use in my eyes.

[Coasterkidmwm]

Don't wear other people's contact lenses. If someone has an astigmatism (their eyeball is shaped funny) it could really damage your eyes.

^^ I always find your kiddie and own slide stuff, amusing, but wearing other people's contact lenses may not be good, even for your health.

I refreshed my foam rocket yesterday afternoon! I really still like my little yellow foam rocket!

cool5 wrote:

I like to slap my penis against my naked leg so it makes a raw meat sound.

Quoting this so that it will come back to haunt you. But then again maybe you're still proud of making that drunken post.

I still like to do that with my leg to this day.

Can someone just please pass me the casserole?

[gouldy]

cool5 wrote:

I refreshed my foam rocket yesterday afternoon! I really still like my little yellow foam rocket!

We all know why it's yellow as well. It bothers me that I know these things.

I just now have refreshed and way overflowed my yellow foam rocket big time!!

"oh no, my posts are starting to be less weird than they were. I'd better fix that by smoking more."