the yo mama and yo papa game

Your mom.

enough said.
haha. [:D]

[jayman]

uhm.. your mom cleans stuff

Your mom is so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved.

[jayman]

"your mom" is so fat that when she goes to denny's and they show her the menu she says "O.K."

Your mom is so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Oh. Got you, jay.[:p]

Your moms so stupid your dad said, "I wanna eat your pus*y," and she fried the cat.

Yo momma is so big, Dora can't even explore her.

Your dad is a farty-face. Your mother is a hampster.

You're mom's like a t.v....little kids turn her on.

Originally posted by Hckystr91

You're mom's like a t.v....little kids turn her on.

Oh snap!!!


your moms so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone.

yo momma's so stupid, she stared at an orange juice carton cuz it said "concentrate"...

Your mozther was a hamster, and your fazther smelt like elderberries!

(Ill donate 10 points to you if you name the movie and who said it)

Austin powers Gold member

Yo momma?????????s so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Your moms so fat that in a gun fight everyone hides behind here the bullets get absorbed by her fat and sent back to where they came.

Yo Papa is so fat, when he went to the beach in a speedo, somebody called the animal protection agency, saying " There is a whale washed up on shore!"

Your moms so fat they said shes too heavy to be the drop weight.

[yoshifreak]

Yo momma is so fat that when she puts on a red dress people keep yellin for kool aid.

Originally posted by Rollercoastertycoon

Your mozther was a hamster, and your fazther smelt like elderberries!

(Ill donate 10 points to you if you name the movie and who said it)

monty python and the holy grail
I WIN

anyway
your mommas so fat that she causes tidal waves in japan all the way from america!

^Okay fine you win...lol where did the dude with Austin Powers come from...? Anyways....

Your mother and father were so fat they didnt need to have sex to have you they just ripped off some of there belly fat, and built a baby!

lol, well yo mamas so fat and stupid she lost her cat because she sat on it.

Your mother is quite pleasant, and generally a nice person.

OH SNAP!!!! I JUST DISSED YOU!!!!

lol

Yo mammas like a vacuum, she sucks, she blows, and she gets laid in the cloaset.

Do you know why yo mamma got fired form the m&m factory? Cause she was throwin away all the w's.

Yo mamas so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see something.

Yo mama's so old, Jesus owes her a quarter.

yo mamas so fat she fell in love but she broke it!