Woman Gets Pregnat After Riding Expedition GeForce

This made me chuckle

FERTILITY scientists will be pricking up their ears at the news that a woman who had been barren for several years has conceived thanks to a ride on a particularly fierce rollercoaster.

Nayade Elbing, 28, and her husband Arnold had been trying to have children for several years and had consulted doctors in the hope of scientific help in their quest.
But according to their doctor, Thomas Gent, it was G-force, rather than hitting the G-spot, that made the difference.

After making love at home, Elbing and her husband visited their local entertainment park in Hassloch, Germany, which boasts one of the world's fastest and most acrobatic rollercoasters, dubbed Expedition GeForce.

A week later, tests showed Elbing was pregnant.

"We believe that she conceived due to the G-force of the rollercoaster ride," Dr Gent said.


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Cuban-born Elbing has since given birth to Leandro Elias - who has been given a lifetime pass for free rollercoaster rides.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0%2C10117% ... %2C00.html

Wow... Pretty Funny!

thats pretty messed up.

what signs will they have now:
YOU CANT RIDE IF YOUVE HAD SEX IN THE LAST 24 HOURS

Lol ye probably. Another wonderful thing EGF can do. I wouldnt like to ride it now tho i might come off impregnated lol.HAHA. the worlds gone mad!

[Oscar]

so technically the coaste ris the father and not the guy, oh boy, here come's high child support payoff from that themepark

the kid'll be born with like, nylon wheels or something

[coolbeans326]

lol, g force, not g spot, that made me laugh![lol]

[hyyyper]

total bullshit, having intercousre on a rollercoaster maybe caude pregnatsy...but this story...nah

I don't think the G-forces on EGF could help the salmon swim upstream.

Must've been that wonderful airtime...

Originally posted by hyyyper

total bullshit, having intercousre on a rollercoaster maybe caude pregnatsy...but this story...nah

Read the topic, not just the title. The couple had intercourse BEFORE going to the park.

the ccoaster may of given life to the guys spearm, if the case every guy who haz ever riden a coaster will have balls of steel[lol][lol][lol][lol]

[hyyyper]

Originally posted by cjd

Originally posted by hyyyper

total bullshit, having intercousre on a rollercoaster maybe caude pregnatsy...but this story...nah

Read the topic, not just the title. The couple had intercourse BEFORE going to the park.

still makes it weird, i think it's rather the exitement that made here hormones not preventing the pregnatsy(whatever its called)

but still, wasn't she breaking the rules, pregnant women should ride?

[Dirk_Ermen]

no, they just had sex before riding, pregnancy becomes after like 5 months i guess. When you know sure that you got a baby [;)]

Dirk, it is time to go back to school man. Pregnancy tests can verify pregnancy within 48 hours ... seems someone forgot to inform you that you know well before 5 months if you are pregnant -- trust me on this one, I have two kids. And uh, since mis-carraiges can happen up to about 8 months with survival still being borderline (without proper medical care, etc.), so reaching the "5 month" period means nothing.

As far as the coaster helping ... this is a nice publicity stunt, but the last time I checked I don't remember Eve taking a ride on a coaster to concieve with Adam, therefore, the whole concept of this is VERY doubtful. But again, I guess it could be called a nice publicity stunt.

But, bottom line, IMO the whole story is !!

thats kinda weird where did you hear this?

Dirk, it is time to go back to school man. Pregnancy tests can verify pregnancy within 48 hours ... seems someone forgot to inform you that you know well before 5 months if you are pregnant -- trust me on this one, I have two kids. And uh, since mis-carraiges can happen up to about 8 months with survival still being borderline (without proper medical care, etc.), so reaching the "5 month" period means nothing.

I think he was on about when the mother begins to show and gets the bump.

Maybe the coaster forced that sperm through.

(Off topic)

There are pregnant kids at my school.

It is weird I know.

ok thats weird

wow thats weird so the biological father is a rollercoaster!!

well are they seniors ?

my cousin in 8th grade has friends who are pregnate (they had a good summer lol) and she babysits the kids

Originally posted by coastercrazyethan686

wow thats weird so the biological father is a rollercoaster!!

[stupid]
OMG ... I cannot believe I just read that. [dunno]
Someone please cut my eyes from my head so this spam-monster does not hurt me anymore.

^Hold very still[;)]. I'll gently lower the knife in and separate the eye from its muscles and the optic nerve. This shouldn't hurt a bit[;)]. *Cuts eyes out*

"So TCon how are you feeling?"
"It'll be a pain to wear [8D] these all the time."

*slice* There ya go tcon . Yeah, there was a rumor that there was a sixth grader pregnant in my school district, but i dno't know if it's true.